So what is it with my room (more specifically, the vicinity of my computer table) and suicidal lizards?
I still haven't gotten over the last incident (which, for those who don't remember, involved a lizard climbing into the little electric fan positioned over my table and then descending onto my keyboard in several pieces). And now there's a large, fat, and rather repugnant lizard who, as I have been observing for the past week, has made the top of my modem's plug his home. I chase him away, and he's back two minutes later. And I get that winter's approaching and there's a chill in the air and lizards are cold-blooded and my modem's plug is nice and broad and flat and gets warm and toasty when it's been conducting electricity for a while, but um? Please don't go near the other plugpoints? I don't want to have to scrape your electrocuted carcass from the switchboard.
EDIT : I tried blasting Rammstein from my speakers. It rolled over and is now warming its back.
I give up.
I still haven't gotten over the last incident (which, for those who don't remember, involved a lizard climbing into the little electric fan positioned over my table and then descending onto my keyboard in several pieces). And now there's a large, fat, and rather repugnant lizard who, as I have been observing for the past week, has made the top of my modem's plug his home. I chase him away, and he's back two minutes later. And I get that winter's approaching and there's a chill in the air and lizards are cold-blooded and my modem's plug is nice and broad and flat and gets warm and toasty when it's been conducting electricity for a while, but um? Please don't go near the other plugpoints? I don't want to have to scrape your electrocuted carcass from the switchboard.
EDIT : I tried blasting Rammstein from my speakers. It rolled over and is now warming its back.
I give up.
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